You know it is a slow news week when...

I swear, it has been a really slow newsweek. Here is some of the stuff the press thinks we want to know about.

Court says $32,000 is too much to fondle bosom

Burglars get severed heads shock

Toronto's naughty side

Starbucks to raise coffee drinks prices

Cops: Don't open door, there's a gator

Penis transplant removed